He was like an undead boomerang. A zomberang.

Devon Monk

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And you thought that rock was just ugly,” Shame said. “It’s ugly and powerful.”

“No wonder you like it so much. Birds of a feather . . . ” Terric mumbled

Devon Monk

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I needed sleep. Big squishy bunches of it. Soon.

Devon Monk

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Shamus shrugged. “It’s all about energy exchange. It could always go the other way, me feeding a plant instead of drawing the life out of it.”

“Do that often?”

Shamus looked at me over his shoulder. “No.”

“Why not? Have something against plants?”

“No, but I haven’t met a vegetable good enough to sacrifice a year of my life for.

Devon Monk

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The price for using dark magic is death, so that goes a long way toward deterring users.

Devon Monk

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... he trotted down the hallway on all fours and started in on his second favorite pastime, conversations with plumbing. Just what I needed: Stone, the Toilet Whisperer.

Devon Monk

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He shifted, rolled. I ended up kneeling with him beneath me. Boo-ya! I was on top.

Devon Monk


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I relaxed my grip. “Say I win.”

“I win,” he managed.

Devon Monk

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She had that motherly no-bullshit way of using her hands as a second communication device and I always fell for it.

Devon Monk

Stichwörter: humor



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A corner of his mouth quirked up. “I play pool. Shoot hoops sometimes too. Any other sport you’re curious about?”

“Hockey? Polo?”

“Simultaneously. Trick is to keep the horses on their skates.

Devon Monk

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