Perhaps I'm old and tired, but I think that the chances of finding out what's actually going on are so absurdly remote that the only thing to do is to say, "Hang the sense of it," and keep yourself busy. I'd much rather be happy than right any day.

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He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which.

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POPULATION: None. It is known that there are an infinite number of worlds, simply because there is an infinite amount of space for them to be in. However, not every one of them is inhabited. Therefore, there must be a finite number of inhabited worlds. Any finite number divided by infinity is as near to nothing as makes no odds, so the average population of all the planets in the Universe can be said to be zero. From this it follows that the population of the whole Universe is also zero, and that any people you may meet from time to time are merely the products of a deranged imagination.

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Rule Six: The winning team shall be the first team that wins.

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He had been told that when looking for a good oracle, it was best to find the oracle that other oracles went to.

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You see, the quality of any advice anybody has to offer has to be judged against the quality of life they actually lead.

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Sometimes if you received an answer, the question might be taken away.

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I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.

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There is a particular disdain with which Siamese cats regard you. Anyone who has walked in on the Queen cleaning her teeth will be familiar with the feeling.

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something almost, but not quite entirely unlike tea

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