You’re not like anyone I’ve ever known. I want to be with you…really be with you. Only you. I’ve never felt this way about anyone. And I know I sound like a freaking Hallmark card, but it’s true. I’ve never wanted all the things I want to have when I’m with you.

Emma Chase


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There are three kinds of males in this world: boys, guys, and men. Boys – like Billy – never grow up, never get serious. They only care about themselves, their music, their cars. Guys – like you – are all about numbers and variety. Like an assembly line, it’s just one one-night stand after another. Then there are men – like Matthew. They’re not perfect, but they appreciate women for more than their flexibility and mouth suction.

Emma Chase


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Fine’s a funny word, don’t you think? I don’t think there’s another like it in the English language that says so much while actually saying so little.

Emma Chase


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Whoever invented karaoke is evil. They should be shot between the eyes with a dull bullet.

Emma Chase


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Delores is a gorgeous name, for a gorgeous girl. Plus, it rhymes with clitoris...and I really know my way around them. Big fan.

Emma Chase

Stichwörter: pick-up-line hilarious



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Assume nothing. Even if you think you know everything. Even if you’re sure that you’re right. Get confirmation.

Emma Chase


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If I’m just sick, then I can take some aspirin, get some sleep, and I’ll feel better. I’ll be me again. Eventually. But if I admit I’m crushed, if I acknowledge that my heart has been shattered into a thousand fucking shards…then I don’t known when I’ll ever be all right again. Maybe never.
So I get back into bed. To wait it out.
Till I’m over the flu.

Emma Chase


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You ladies ought to know-going commando? That’s sexier than leather and lace and whips and chains all put together.

Emma Chase


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I’ll never get tired of looking at her. Or kissing her. Pussy whipped, thy name is Drew. Yeah I know. It’s okay. I don’t mind. ‘Caue if this is the Dark Side? Sign me up. Seriously. Don’t be surprised if I start skipping down the street singing, “Zip-a-Dee-fucking-Doo-Dah.” I’m that happy.

Emma Chase


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Jesus. The taste of her-my memory was unforgivably inadequate. I feel like a recovering crack addict who just fell off the wagon and never wants to climb back on.

Emma Chase


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