The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.
George CarlinStichwörter: humor truth insanity lies lying self-indulgence
Das Zitat auf Deutsch anzeigen
Das Zitat auf Französisch anzeigen
Das Zitat auf Italienisch anzeigen
Meow” means “woof” in cat.
George CarlinStichwörter: humor cats animals dogs language
Das Zitat auf Deutsch anzeigen
Das Zitat auf Französisch anzeigen
Das Zitat auf Italienisch anzeigen
If it’s true that our species is alone in the universe, then I’d have to say the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little.
George CarlinStichwörter: humor perspective humanity humour philosophie
I have as much authority as the Pope. I just don’t have as many people who believe it.
George CarlinStichwörter: religion organized-religion
Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die,
your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
George CarlinStichwörter: atheism
There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.
George CarlinStichwörter: nature
When someone asks you, A penny for your thoughts, and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?
George CarlinThat's why they call it the American Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it.
George CarlinElectricity is really just organized lightning
George CarlinStichwörter: humor freedom perspective anarchy electricity lightning
Seite 1 von 31.
nächste letzte »
Data privacy
Imprint
Contact
Diese Website verwendet Cookies, um Ihnen die bestmögliche Funktionalität bieten zu können.