If wishes were horses, I'd need a very big stable.

Greg Curtis

Stichwörter: humour wishes

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They say that maths is a language. So how do I order a pizza with extra cheese in maths?

Greg Curtis

Stichwörter: humour language maths

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God does not play dice, bankers do.

Greg Curtis

Stichwörter: money humour gambling

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I think I know where my life went wrong. For all the world's a stage and I'm a lousy actor!

Greg Curtis

Stichwörter: life humour acting

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My cats inspire me daily. They inspire me to get a dog!

Greg Curtis

Stichwörter: cats dogs humour

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People say that writers write for money. From my own experience that's not true. I write for me. I publish for money.

Greg Curtis

Stichwörter: writing writing-advice

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The definition of Brevity: That which people believe would be a virtue - in me!

Greg Curtis

Stichwörter: humour brevity

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The Philosopher's Motto: I came, I saw, I pondered!

Greg Curtis

Stichwörter: philosophy motto mantra

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After suffering a torn disc six months ago, then a car crash just when it was starting to heal, and then an attack of Bell's Palsy for variety, I realised something. When my life decides to go down the crapper, it doesn't forget to flush!

Greg Curtis

Stichwörter: life humour

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I have recently been called antisocial, and I'd like to set the record straight. I am not antisocial, I like social. It's people I don't like!

Greg Curtis

Stichwörter: antisocial

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