Die besten Zitate der Welt!

Whatever it is, I'm against it.

Groucho Marx

Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, and I'm going to be happy in it.

Groucho Marx

Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while

Groucho Marx

Stichwörter: humor

I sent the club a wire stating, PLEASE ACCEPT MY RESIGNATION. I DON'T WANT TO BELONG TO ANY CLUB THAT WILL ACCEPT ME AS A MEMBER.

Groucho Marx

Stichwörter: humor clique clubs membership

I'm not crazy about reality, but it's still the only place to get a decent meal.

Groucho Marx

When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun'.

Groucho Marx

Stichwörter: humor friends jail

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

Groucho Marx

Stichwörter: humor friends books animals dogs

From the moment I picked up your book until I put it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.

Groucho Marx

Stichwörter: humor reading books

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them...well I have others.

Groucho Marx

Stichwörter: humor