When walking into the lair of the dragon after robbing his hoard, the least you could do is hold you head high [...]
Ilona AndrewsStichwörter: pride dragon ilona-andrews audrey the-edge fate-s-edge
Ask a man how much a dollar is worth, and he'll tell you, 'Almost nothing.' Try to take a dollar away from him, and you'll get yourself a fight.
Ilona AndrewsStichwörter: ilona-andrews audrey kaldar the-edge fate-s-edge
Breaking into the house in the middle of the night just wasn't his style. He did his best work in plain view, and, usually, his tongue was doing most of it.
Now that was an interesting thought. Heh.
Stichwörter: funny tongue ilona-andrews kaldar the-edge fate-s-edge
At the door, Audrey called, "Are you coming?"
"No, just breathing hard, love." He glanced at her and was rewarded by an outraged glare, followed by, "Oh, my God!
Stichwörter: funny ilona-andrews audrey kaldar the-edge fate-s-edge
That's all right," she told him. "I can manage. I can sleep outside just fine."
Four pairs of eyes looked at her with a distinctly male skepticism.
Stichwörter: funny george jack ilona-andrews audrey kaldar the-edge gaston fate-s-edge male-skepticism
And I meant to tell you: that was a one-in-a-thousand shot."
She raised her hand. "Don't."
"It was awesome," George confirmed.
"It really was," Jack said. "His head exploded.
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Doode," George said.
He'd practiced all morning but still didn't get it quite right. "Nope, more u, less oo. Duuude."
"Dude."
"Dude."
"Okay, dude." George nodded.
"How's it hanging?" Jack asked.
"How am I supposed to answer that?" George looked at him.
"I don't think Kaldar said anything about that. I guess 'good'? I don't get it. What's hanging anyway?"
George shook his head. "Your stuff, you nimwit."
His stuff...Oh. Ha! "In that case, it's hanging long!" Jack dissolved in giggles. "Long, get it?
Stichwörter: funny george hanging jack ilona-andrews perverted the-edge fate-s-edge dude
Living in your dreams meant bitter disappointment when you woke up.
Ilona AndrewsGo play your games with Jim. I'll find you both when I need you."
Arrogant asshole. "I tell you what, if you find us before those three days run out, I'll cook you a damn dinner and serve it to you naked."
"Is that a promise?"
"Yes. Go fuck yourself.
Stichwörter: humor flirting curran kate-daniels magic-strikes
This it the hand that slapped Aunt B, here you can touch it since you're my best friend
Ilona AndrewsStichwörter: magic-slays
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