I batted my eyelashes and did my best to appear dumb as a board

Ilona Andrews

Stichwörter: andrea-nash



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We took a right at the fork, heading farther north. The charred houses continued. To the right, a large sign nailed to an old telephone post shouted DANGER in huge red letters. Underneath in crisp black letters was written:

IM-1: Infectious Magic Area

Do Not Enter

Authorized Personnel Only

A second smaller sign under the first one, written on a piece of plastic with permanent marker, read:

Keep out, stupid.

“We aren’t going to keep out, are we?” Ascanio asked.

“No.”

“Awesome.

Ilona Andrews

Stichwörter: humorous



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I have a serious question."

"I will give a serious answer."

"Can a god be killed?"

The humor drained from Roman's face. "Well, that depends on if you're a pantheist or a Marxist."

"What's the difference?"

"The first believes that divinity is the universe. The two are synonymous and nonexistent without each other. The second believes in anthropocentrism, seeing man in the center of the universe, and god as just an invention of human conscience. Of course, if you follow Nietzsche, you can kill God just by thinking about him.

Ilona Andrews

Stichwörter: philosophy death gods roman andrea



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Is he a scumbag in training?” Richard glanced at the gunman. “At least have the decency to hold the gun properly, you fool. If you don’t know how, pass it to someone who does. I’m not going to suffer being shot at by anything less than a full- fledged lowlife. (Richard)

Ilona Andrews

Stichwörter: humor gun apprentice lowlife scumbag



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Every woman should be told she's attractive. Men are seduced by their eyes, women by their ears." Saiman

Ilona Andrews

Stichwörter: saiman



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Dali blinked at me. "Would you mind making coffee while you're dancing? I smell it on the bottom shelf, either first or second jar on the left."
I opened the first jar and looked inside. Coffee. The label said BORAX. "What's up with the labels?"
Dali shrugged. "You're in the house of a cat whose job is to spy. He thinks he's clever. I'd be careful with the silverware drawer. There might be a bomb in it.

Ilona Andrews

Stichwörter: magic-strikes



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Oh my gods. The alpha of Clan Cat just got smacked with a rolled-up newspaper.
"Mom!

Ilona Andrews

Stichwörter: humour



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True strength isn’t in killing—or ignoring—your opponent, it’s in having the will to shield those who need your protection.

Ilona Andrews


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The dark scary servant of all evil was on his way to rescue me. Somehow that thought failed to make me warm and fuzzy.

Ilona Andrews


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You could buy a car for fifty thousand dollars. A really nice car.” Ascanio’s eyes lit up. “A Hummer. You could buy a converted Hummer.”
“You don’t need a Hummer.” I said.
“Chicks dig the Hummer.”
“You don`t need any chicks either.”
He gave me an injured look. “I have needs.”
“I have needs too and right now I need you to concentrate on tracking down Jamar`s collection. Get to it.”
- Andrea

Ilona Andrews

Stichwörter: ilona-andrews ascanio andrea-nash gunmetal-magic



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