I think guns are just a symbolic substitute for male genitalia, and I’m okay in that respect.” “Fine. If they get in the house, you can whack them with your genitals.
J.A. KonrathStichwörter: funny guns genitalia
Back in August, I wrote a post about the supposed race to the bottom with ebooks, refuting some nonsense written by an establishment bonehead.
This meme won't die. People are still convinced that new ebooks are going to be priced at ten cents, and writers will starve, and this will cause a second Great Depression where banks will close and people will be forced to buy Kindles with food stamps, and then the earth will enter another ice age where all the bunnies will freeze to death.
Stichwörter: economic-depression ebooks ice-age
I wish I was like that. More carefree."
"Anyone can be. People aren't carved out of marble. We're all works in progress. The trick is to define ourselves, rather than let outside influences define us.
Writers are essential. Readers are essential. Publishers are not.
J.A. KonrathIf you can quit, quit. If you can't quit, stop complaining - this is what you chose.
J.A. KonrathStichwörter: complaining positive-attitude
Sorry to hear about your Dad."
He shrugged. "He was seventy, and we always told him fast food would kill him."
"Heart attack?"
"He was hit by a Pizza Express truck.
Stichwörter: humor death fast-food pizza
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God, you’re so hot, Irena. When are we going to get together, have ourselves a litter of little kiggens?”
“On the first of never, Andy. And they wouldn’t be kiggens. They’d be pities.
While the modern Bible is missing many of its original passages, the Book of Bob isn’t one of them. You’re probably getting it confused with the lost Book of Fred.
J.A. KonrathBut after eating his one-thousandth sinner, Bob became prideful of his accomplishments, and that angered God.”
“Why would that anger God?”
“This was the Old Testament. God got pissed off a lot. Didn’t you ever read Job?
She nodded, taking his pistol and showing him the button to release the empty clip.
“Where did you learn how to shoot?” he asked.
“I teach high school.
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