I always wanted to eat with a Negro,” Grandma said.
Yeah, well I always wanted to eat with a boney-assed old white woman,” Lula said. “So I guess this works out good.

Janet Evanovich

Stichwörter: comedy mystery thriller



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He squinted at me. "What are you wearing? Is that some new form of birth control?

Janet Evanovich

Stichwörter: comedy randy-briggs



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Aren't you something," Grandma said. "I never saw a midget up close."
"Little person," Briggs said. "And I never saw anyone as old as you up close, either.

Janet Evanovich

Stichwörter: comedy



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My father hired you to protect me," Ahmed said, "not to go off chasing men."
Grandma leaned forward, keeping her eye on the Taurus. "We think this guy killed Fred."
"Who's Fred?"
"My uncle," I told him. "He's married to Mabel."
"Ah so you're avenging a murder in the family. This is a good thing.

Janet Evanovich

Stichwörter: comedy



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If I let her in I'm doomed. It's like inviting a vampire into your house. Once you've invite them in, that's it, you're good as dead!

Janet Evanovich

Stichwörter: comedy stephanie-plum grandma-mazur



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The dog ran into the kitchen, stuck his nose in Grandma's crotch, and snuffled.
Dang," Grandma said. "Guess my new perfume really works. I'm gonna have to try it out at the seniors meeting.

Janet Evanovich

Stichwörter: comedy grandma-mazur



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It's fucking hard to be classy

Janet Evanovich


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Cupcake , you've been breaking my heart for as long as I've known you

Janet Evanovich


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It was dark and raining, with bad visibility, but this was Jersey, and we don't slow down for anything.

Janet Evanovich


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You're scum, Morelli! You're scum!

Janet Evanovich


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