A blanket could be used to battle the cold, but not battle an army with swords, bayonets, and other sharp objects (unless the opposing army is armed only with sharp words).


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I don’t need a blanket. I need your naked body on top of me.


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My hand acts as a blanket for my genitals.


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A blanket could be shared with someone cold. And if you’re sharing your blanket, they might as well share the blame in getting pregnant. It’s not like they can blame me, because I was in the closet, filming.


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A blanket could be used to express my feelings towards her. You see, I’m not tired—but I am tired of her.


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A blanket could be used to say hello to a friend I haven’t spoken to in forever. Forever is a long time, like an eternity, only it feels like just yesterday I started ignoring this friend and acting like he never existed.


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A blanket could be used to say I’m sorry without using words, gestures, body language, facial expressions, or telepathy. I’ve always thought it was better to show than tell anyway, so I hope you can forgive me.


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Sleep with family is a napkin (nap plus kin), and I used a napkin as a blanket.


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A blanket could be used to reduce the weight of love, by exactly one person. It’s a cold world out there. 


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A blanket could be used to mimic the mating call of my crumpled-up clone. Isn’t silence seductive?


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