A blanket could be used to announce your intention to announce your intentions. Make sure the blanket is neon orange though, or you might not get the attention you deserve.
Jarod KintzA brick could be used to make yourself taller. It’s like self-esteem, only easier to use in the construction of a house.
Jarod KintzA blanket could be used to stop abuse. Don’t cover up the atrocity—cover up your head, because what you don’t see, may as well not exist.
Jarod KintzThe bad news is most of my books are ebooks and aren't for sale in brick-and-mortar bookstores. The good news is that most of my books are ebooks and are perfect for emailing and I'm perfectly willing to give them away for free.
Jarod KintzA brick could be used as a trophy at your company’s annual award ceremony. It’s a way to save money while making pride and applause at the same time.
Jarod KintzA blanket could be used to feed the homeless. I mean warm the coldless. I mean coldsome. I wouldn’t know, because I’m homefull.
Jarod KintzA brick could be used to better improve relations with your relatives. But if you’re going to play quarterback, you’d better be ready to play receiver.
Jarod KintzA blanket could be used to improve the quality of your trumpet playing. Wrap the blanket tightly around and in the horn section before you start blowing, and my ears will thank you.
Jarod KintzA brick could be used to sway the voters. But if you really want to sway them, try using a catchy song.
Jarod KintzA blanket could be used to say hello to all the goodbyes I was too blind to hear. I’m hungry for a bowl full of mute, but my favorite restaurant is out of the Helen Keller Special. When they are out it, it means they are fully stocked.
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