A brick could be used as a book cover. Talk about hardcover!
Jarod KintzA blanket could be used as one square on a giant checkerboard.
Jarod KintzA brick could be used to cut things. The duller the object, the sharper the user has to be to make it work.
Jarod KintzA brick could be used as a headstone. Or the instrument that proves “until death do us part” is faster and cheaper than a divorce.
Jarod KintzA brick could be used to grow your annual income by a factor of four. What, you don’t believe me? Are you calling me a liar?
Jarod KintzA brick could be used to illustrate your innocence. I can help you with that, because I brought a crayon.
Jarod KintzA brick could be used as a paperweight, for people whose writing isn’t as dense or weighty as mine.
Jarod KintzA blanket could be used to help acclimate your body for your after death experience. Hell is hot, so you’d better warm up first.
Jarod KintzA brick could be used to instill courage in the cowardly. But training must begin at birth, and the weak identified while they are still hiding in the womb.
Jarod KintzA brick could be used to crush the Fruit of Desire and make the Juice of Destiny. Drink it before I lose my erection.
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