You've lived in America for twenty years. Eat badly, damn it.

Jennifer Crusie

Stichwörter: america obesity davy



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And why do you want to be near me?"
Because you're all I can think about, day and night. I don't know what the hell is going on with us; I only know I can't get rid of it. I don't care if you're batshit insane and think you're the reincarnation of Cleopatra. I hear voices; you hear dogs. We'll work it out. Maybe get a discount on therapy.

Jennifer Crusie


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Broaden your horizons. They're the only ones you'll ever have, so make the suckers as wide as possible.

Jennifer Crusie

Stichwörter: horizons



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It's not a problem. There are people out there with much worse problems than mine."-Cynthia
"Doesn't make yours any more fun to bear."-Liza
"No. But it does help with the self-pity."- Cynthia

Jennifer Crusie

Stichwörter: perspective self-help pity best-friends personal-problems



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His sentences didn't seem to have any verbs, which was par for a politician. All nouns, no action.

Jennifer Crusie

Stichwörter: humor politics grammar



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If you can't be a good example, then be a terrible warning.

Jennifer Crusie


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Nothing but good times ahead.

Jennifer Crusie

Stichwörter: humor inspirational



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After you die, you're going to hell for being a dishonest bastard, and you'll burn for eternity."

The guy snatched his hand back. "I don't believe in Hell."

"Most people don't until they get there." Mab smiled at him. "Of course, if you stop lying and cheating, you can probably redeem yourself. If not, have them put marshmallows in your coffin. There's a bight side to everything, I always say.

Jennifer Crusie

Stichwörter: bob-mayer



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Nobody in my life has ever known me the way you do. Nobody in my life has ever made me feel as good as you do. You know me, you know everything about me, and when you leave me, you're going to be leaving the real me, the me nobody else has ever seen, that's who you're going to be rejecting.

Jennifer Crusie

Stichwörter: love



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You want sensitive and understanding, stick with the therapist.You want great,
headbanging sex, get off the fucking phone and come with me.

Jennifer Crusie

Stichwörter: humor seduction



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