One of the advantages of having an imaginary boyfriend is that he exists only for you, therefore he can not be stolen. The disadvantage is that you can not introduce him to your friends.
Jessica ZafraMarriage is a contract. Love is non-negotiable.
Jessica ZafraEveryone declares that love is irrational, and yet everytime this statement is proven correct, they profess amazement. They seem to assume that love will make an exception in their case. It never does.
Jessica ZafraThe reason producers make stupid movies is because there are stupid people who will pay to see them.
Jessica ZafraWhat exactly did we learn in kindergarten? Nothing we wouldn't have learned if we;d stayed home. Okay, we learned that sometimes, by the time you get to the bathroom, it's too late.
Jessica ZafraWe are all the same in that we all want to be different.
Jessica ZafraBeware of those who have never been bored, depressed, or angry. There is something seriously wrong with them.
Jessica ZafraThere are limits to self-improvement. Inevitably you hit the point where what you are is, well, what you are, and all the teach-yourself videos and easy-to-use equipment on those creatinous home TV shopping things can no longer ward off you confrontation with your self.
Jessica ZafraGreasy food might not be good for your body, but it does wonders for the soul. A healthy diet may prolong your life, but what would you have to live for? What is the point of living to a hundred if you have to subsist on bland food? One may as well die of boredom.
Jessica ZafraThe more "normal" the person seems, the sicker she probably is.
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