Larry said that Michelangelo was a poof, so I wondered why he’d sculpted a guy with a really tiny cock. But I know when you go to old houses, the doorways are much smaller, ’cause people were shorter then, so maybe cocks were smaller too. It makes me glad I wasn’t born a few centuries ago.
J.L. MerrowIf you forget your dreams on waking, does that mean they never happened? That the people in them never existed?
J.L. MerrowAlan:I used rabbit-skin glue to size the panels. I got it from the art
shop. I don’t know if they use real rabbits in it. It seems kind of a
shame if they do, but then it’s not like there’s a rabbit shortage, is
it? And maybe they only used rabbits that would’ve died anyhow.
Stichwörter: alan sweetheart
I like everything about you, Larry. I like the way you look and how you’re so clever, and I like it when we laugh together and watch TV together. I like going to art galleries with you and hearing you get all bitchy about some of the artists. I like watching you when you’re doing marking, ’cause you get these funny looks on your face. I like watching you sleep and hearing that snuffly noise you make. I like waking up with you at weekends and spending the day together, just doing stuff like walking round town and shopping and cooking and stuff.” I kind of ran out of breath after that.
For a moment, I thought he was going to cry.“Is there anything you don’t like about me?
Stichwörter: love
But we had to stop ’cause Larry can’t throw for shit, and people in other punts were complaining about being hit by strawberries. Even though they was Marks and Spencer’s strawberries.
J.L. MerrowStichwörter: humor strawberries al-fletcher larry-morton punts
I didn’t know what to spend it on, ’cause my mum said she didn’t want me to buy her nothing. So I was going to buy Larry something, but he said I should spend it on something I always wanted. So I bought a cat.
J.L. MerrowStichwörter: humor money al-fletcher
That’s my darling little doggie. Bubbles by name, bubbles for brains. You’ve got to love him.
J.L. MerrowAlan:I don’t know what
they did with all the crusts from the sandwiches. Maybe they put
them out for the birds after everyone had gone home. I hoped so.
It’d be a shame to waste them.
Stichwörter: alan sweetheart
Alan:I asked him what cat we should get,
and he said it was my choice, so I got this little black one called
Minnie. I think the cat place must not have known Minnie’s a
mouse’s name. I thought maybe we should change it, but then I
thought, if Minnie doesn’t know, either, then it’s probably okay.
Stichwörter: alan sweetheart
Knut, this is Jude. Remember I told you about him? He writes poetry.” Knut looked my half-Japanese self up and down. “Haiku?” he guessed. “Gesundheit,” I muttered sourly.
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