Die besten Zitate der Welt!

If a picture paints a thousand words, then a naked picture paints a thousand words without any vowels....

I have a keen sense of the oblivious

Dr. Suess said: 'Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened..'

I tell my dates: 'Don't cry because it happened, smile because it's over

Don't you wish we all lived in black light.... for one thing, it would mean an end to toothpaste as we know it

Be nice to people on your way up, because you'll land on them on your way down

It's not hard to fail...it's hard to accept you failed...but once that's out of the way, it's pretty smooth sailing

The only difference between me and a madman is that he has the certification

If it's the thought that counts, then ignorance must use a calculator

Come Hell or High Water" usually depends on the kind of plug you use in the bath tub

Some people drip wax on themselves like a human chianti bottle to see if they feel anything….but getting a wicker basket to fit them is a fiasco

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