Die besten Zitate der Welt!

So if you've had a good time tonight, or if you've had a good time any night, for gosh sake's why not drop a dollar in the mail to me?

Just remember, we're all in this alone.

I always wanted to be something, but now I see I should have been more specific.

Stichwörter: goals-in-life

Exercise is for people who can't handle drugs or alcohol.

Stichwörter: humor

Sometimes i worry about being a success in a mediocre world.

After all, in private, we're all misfits

Instead of working for the survival of the fittest, we should be working for the survival of the wittiest - then we can all die laughing.

Reality is the leading cause of stress.

All my life I always wanted to be someone. I see now I should have been more specific.

I always wondered why somebody doesn't do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody.

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