Come hell or high water, I will separate you from your man-business. I don't care how, or if you kill me. If it means me, dead, holding your junk, I'll take your junk. Got that?

Nicole Peeler


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I swear to the gods that if you answer one more of my questions with a question, I am going to go all Tyson and bite your damned ear off...

Nicole Peeler

Stichwörter: threats jane-true tempest



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She liked a very particular kind of plot: the sort where the pirate kidnaps some virgin damsel, rapes her into loving him, and then dispatches lots of seamen while she polishes his cutlass. Or where the Highland clan leader kidnaps some virginal English Rose, rapes her into loving him, and then kills entire armies Sassenachs while she stuffs his haggis. Or where the Native American warrior kidnaps a virginal white settler, rapes her into loving him, and then kills a bunch of colonists while she whets his tomahawk. I hated to get Freudian on Linda, but her reading patterns suggested some interesting insight into why she is such a bitch.

Nicole Peeler


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My fingers scrabbled at the smooth leather interior of Ryu’s BMW as he missed the exit we needed. Causing him to drop a few more F bombs and slam on the breaks. He then opened what I assume was a rift in the space time continuum in order to hurtle his German made steal cage of doom through said continuum.

Nicole Peeler


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They were paragons of conservative propriety in public, but in private they swung like pinatas.

Nicole Peeler


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The thing is, Iris, I've never liked the idea of compromise. In films and in stories people who love each other — really love each other — make horrendous sacrifices. They give kidneys they move across the world they die. Or become the undead because you know I like that sort of book. Basically the heroine's lover calls and she answers. Which is stupid. You know why ”

Iris shook her head.

“Because he's always fucking calling.

Nicole Peeler

Stichwörter: love jane-true compromise-sucks



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That hair-pulling thing he did really peeled my bananas.

Nicole Peeler


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Why should a deal breaker for you be an acceptable compromise for me?

Nicole Peeler


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I do know you're nothing like him. But you're still....still a lot. A lot to handle. I don't mean your junk, obviously, as we've not gotten to the fondling-bits stage yet. And I can't believe I just talked about your junk.

Nicole Peeler

Stichwörter: funny-and-random jane-true anyan



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Um....milk. Yes, I believe I do have milk. In the fridge," Anyn replied, remarkably cordial for someone who'd just been cock-blocked by Dr. Bunsen Honeydew.

Nicole Peeler

Stichwörter: anyan



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