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[Aunt Dahlia to Bertie Wooster] 'To look at you, one would think you were just an ordinary sort of amiable idiot--certifiable, perhaps, but quite harmless. Yet, in reality, you are worse a scourge than the Black Death. I tell you, Bertie, when I contemplate you I seem to come up against all the underlying sorrow and horror of life with such a thud that I feel as if I had walked into a lamp post. I thought as much. Well, it needed but this. I don't see how things could possibly be worse than they are, but no doubt you will succeed in making them so. Your genius and insight will find the way. Carry on, Bertie. Yes, carry on. I am past caring now. I shall even find a faint interest in seeing into what darker and profounder abysses of hell you can plunge this home. Go to it, lad..I remember years ago, when you were in your cradle, being left alone with you one day and you nearly swallowed your rubber comforter and started turning purple. And I, ass that I was, took it out and saved your life. Let me tell you, young Bertie, it will go very hard with you if you ever swallow a rubber comforter again when only I am by to aid.

P.G. Wodehouse

The Duke of Dunstable had one-way pockets.
He would walk ten miles in the snow to chisel an orphan out of tuppence.

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Stichwörter: humor money greed

He had just about enough intelligence to open his mouth when he wanted to eat, but certainly no more.

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Stichwörter: humor intelligence people stupidity classic-insult

Few of them were to be trusted within reach of a trowel and a pile of bricks.

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Whenever I get that sad, depressed feeling, I go out and kill a policeman.

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Stichwörter: humor depression

It was one of those cases where you approve the broad, general principle of an idea but can't help being in a bit of a twitter at the prospect of putting it into practical effect. I explained this to Jeeves, and he said much the same thing had bothered Hamlet.

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Stichwörter: humor doubt shakespeare hesitation hamlet jeeves

As for Gussie Finknottle, many an experienced undertaker would have been deceived by his appearance and started embalming on sight.

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Stichwörter: humor death depression undertakers

I spent the afternoon musing on Life. If you come to think of it, what a queer thing Life is! So unlike anything else, don't you know, if you see what I mean.

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Stichwörter: humor life existentialism pondering

Golf, like measles, should be caught young.

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Stichwörter: golf