You would not enjoy Nietzsche, sir. He is fundamentally unsound.

P.G. Wodehouse

Stichwörter: humor nietzsche



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When you're alone you don't do much laughing.

P.G. Wodehouse


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You would be miserable if you had to go through life with a human doormat with 'Welcome' written on him. You want some one made of sterner stuff. You want, as it were, a sparring-partner, some one with whom you can quarrel happily with the certain knowledge that he will not curl up in a ball for you to kick, but will be there with the return wallop.

P.G. Wodehouse


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Other men puffed, snorted, and splashed. George passed through the ocean with the silent dignity of a torpedo. Other men swallowed water, here a mouthful, there a pint, anon, maybe, a quart or so, and returned to the shore like foundering derelicts. George's mouth had all the exclusiveness of a fashionable club. His breast stroke was a thing to see and wonder at. When he did the crawl, strong men gasped. When he swam on his back, you felt that that was the only possible method of progression.

P.G. Wodehouse


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Marriage is not a process for prolonging the life of love, sir. It merely mummifies its corpse.

P.G. Wodehouse

Stichwörter: humor love marriage sarcasm matrimony married-life blandness lack-of-feeling lovelessness



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Has anybody ever seen a drama critic in the daytime? Of course not. They come out after dark, up to no good.

P.G. Wodehouse

Stichwörter: drama critics



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Everything in life that’s any fun, as somebody wisely observed, is either immoral, illegal or fattening.

P.G. Wodehouse


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It was my Uncle George who discovered alcohol was a food well in advance of modern medical thought.

P.G. Wodehouse

Stichwörter: drinking



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He was one of those earnest, persevering dancers--the kind that have taken twelve correspondence lessons.

P.G. Wodehouse

Stichwörter: dancing awkwardness



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From my earliest years I had always wanted to be a writer. It was not that I had any particular message for humanity. I am still plugging away and not the ghost of one so far, so it begins to look as though, unless I suddenly hit mid-season form in my eighties, humanity will remain a message short.

P.G. Wodehouse

Stichwörter: humor writing humanity mission pg-wodehouse



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