The dead think they can get away with anything because you'll feel sorry for them. If you play cards with the dead, make sure you deal and don't let them buy you drinks. They'll slip you a formaldehyde roofie and pry the gold fillings out of your teeth.

Richard Kadrey

Stichwörter: dead cards



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If Jesus, Jesse James, and a herd of pink robot unicorns strolled in walking on water, this bunch wouldn't even look up.

Richard Kadrey


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If Jesus was a bartender, He would still only be half as cool as Carlos.

Richard Kadrey

Stichwörter: jesus bartender



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Let me finish my beer." (Stark)
"Of course. The end of the world can wait.(Kasabian)

Richard Kadrey

Stichwörter: beer end-of-the-world



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Don't talk. Kill it."
That might be the sweetest thing a woman's ever said to me on a first date.

Richard Kadrey

Stichwörter: dating killing



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Don't drink too much."
"When I can spell out your name in shot glasses, I'll stop."
"I'll have to get a shorter name."
"I'll have to forget how to spell it.

Richard Kadrey

Stichwörter: drinking



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It's so quiet and peaceful out here I'm getting bored with breathing. Maybe we'll get lucky and the world will go to Hell again. Fingers crossed.

Richard Kadrey

Stichwörter: humor



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I guarantee you I'm not going to forget your voice. We're going to run into each other down the road sometime, and when we do I'm going to pop you apart one rivet at a time."

"There's the monster. Hello, monster.

Richard Kadrey

Stichwörter: threats



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You're quite the humanitarian. By the way, thanks a fuck of a lot for leaving me off your who-to-save list.

You're on it, Alfredo Garcia. I just didn't want to say it out loud and have you call me Nancy or Tinker Bell.

Yeah, I would have done that.

Richard Kadrey

Stichwörter: humor



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The place looks like where David Lynch would meet Beaver Cleaver's mom for secret afternoons of bondage and milkshakes.

Richard Kadrey


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