Dogbert to Dilbert
"My invention can detect human stupidity. It has a very simple interface. All I do is point it at people."
"Then what does it do?"
"Why would it need to do anything else?

Scott Adams


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Free will is an illusion. Humans are nothing but moist robots.

Scott Adams

Stichwörter: dilbert



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I respectfully decline the invitation to join your hallucination.

Scott Adams


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Sometimes what seems to be a difference in opinions is in fact just a difference in definitions.

Scott Adams

Stichwörter: avatar



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How can one part be more important if each part is completely necessary?

Scott Adams


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the simplest explanation usually sounds right and is far
more convincing than any complicated explanation could
hope to be.

Scott Adams


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I was no longer surprised to find unlocked doors
in the city. Maybe at some subconscious level we don’t
believe we need protection from our own species.

Scott Adams


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Love? Do you mean love in the way you understand it
as a human?”
“Well, not exactly, but basically the same thing. I mean,
love is love.”
“A brain surgeon would tell you that a specific part of
the brain controls the ability to love. If it’s damaged, people
are incapable of love, incapable of caring about others.”
“So?”
“So, isn’t it arrogant to think that the love generated by
our little brains is the same thing that an omnipotent being
experiences? If you were omnipotent, why would you limit
yourself to something that could be reproduced by a little
clump of neurons?

Scott Adams


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The elderly are spooky when they degenerate into
reflections of their younger selves. They say things that
make sense on some grammatical level, but it’s not always
connected to reality.

Scott Adams


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What does it mean to feel something similar to the way
God feels? Is that like saying a pebble is similar to the sun because both are round?” he responded.
“Maybe God designed our brains to feel love the same way he feels it. He could do that if he wanted to.

Scott Adams


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