Dale's family is like that. Let the Law come within twenty yards of them, and every male over the age of six--uncles, brother, father, cousins--starts lying his fool head off. Dale says it's genetic. Miss Lana says that's poppycock.
Sheila TurnageFor me, it was a Gold Star day. I'd identified an enemy, and I'd made a life decision: I might come home tore up from fighting or late from being punished, but I'd never come home crying. So far, I ain't.
Sheila TurnageYou what?" Dale yelped, looking like I'd handed him something dead. "You ain't writing during summer vacation, are you? I'm pretty sure that's against the rules.
Sheila TurnageExcept for that, everything's going great. Well....there's been a murder and we're out of soup.
Sheila TurnageDale can't tolerate other people throwing up. He gets what's known as the Synchronized Heaves.
Sheila TurnageMy heart leaped like the cheerleader I will never be.
Sheila TurnageYes ma'am," I said, "Anna Celeste's party is Saturday, but I don't need a ride.... No ma'am. It's because Anna Celeste is my Sworn Enemy for Life and I'd rather go face-down in a plate of raw chicken entrails than go to her party. Plus I'm not invited....
Sheila TurnageStichwörter: humor
Never underestimate the power of stupid.
Sheila TurnageThere's no limit to what some people will say, and what others will believe.
Sheila TurnageThe Colonel says all attorneys should be named for blood sucking insects so we know up front who we are dealing with.
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