Given the right set of circumstances, people could be happy everywhere and all the time. And these people actually do exist. In beer commercials.

Stephen Altrogge

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When someone says "just saying" what they really mean is, "You would be a colossal idiot to not take my advice." (on Facebook)

Stephen Altrogge

Stichwörter: humorous

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The carpet was so thick I could have made carpet angels.

Stephen Altrogge

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Mom was getting really worked up, and tears began to trickle down her cheeks. As I’m sure you know, it’s a really, really bad sign when your mom starts crying. It can’t get much worse than that. Mom tears are one of the most powerful forces in the universe.

Stephen Altrogge

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