Everyone said to Vincent van Gogh, "You can't be a great painter, you only have one ear." And you know what he said? "I can't hear you.
Steve CarellNothing to me feels as good as laughing incredibly hard.
Steve CarellSo Ryan got promoted to corporate, where he is a big fish in a little pond. Where as back here in Scranton I'm still top dog, in a fairly large pond. So who is the real boss, the dog or the fish?
Steve CarellI have flaws, what are they? Oh, I don't know, I sing in the shower, sometimes I spend too much time volunteering, occasionally I'll hit someone with my car.
Steve CarellI hate hospitals, in my mind they are associated with sickness.
Steve CarellI'm not superstitious, but I'm a little stitious.
Steve CarellIt is St Patrick's Day and here at Scranton, that is a huge deal... It is the closest that the Irish will ever get to Christmas.
Steve CarellYou all took a life here today. The life of the party.
Steve CarellWill I tell them? No, as a Doctor you wouldn't tell a patient if they were dying of cancer.
Steve CarellI have no idea where my pathetic nature comes from. If I thought about it too long, it would depress me.
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