Oh, where are my manners? Do sit down. Pull up a small child.

Terry Pratchett


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Anyway, why would you trust anything written down? She certainly didn't trust "Mothers of Borogravia!" and that was from the government. And if you couldn't trust the government, who could you trust?
Very nearly everyone, come to think of it...

Terry Pratchett

Stichwörter: humor lies war government propaganda



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It's not lying when you do it to officers!

Terry Pratchett

Stichwörter: humor lying superiors



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Do you think it's possible for an entire nation to be insane?

Terry Pratchett

Stichwörter: humor insanity war religion



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Sometimes the truth is arrived at by adding all the little lies together and deducting them from the totality of what is known.

Terry Pratchett

Stichwörter: going postal



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But here's some advice, boy. Don't put your trust in revolutions. They always come around again. That's why they're called revolutions.

Terry Pratchett


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Sometimes glass glitters more than diamonds because it has more to prove.

Terry Pratchett

Stichwörter: show-off



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Scientists have calculated that the chances of something so patently absurd actually existing are millions to one.
But magicians have calculated that million-to-one chances crop up nine times out of ten.

Terry Pratchett

Stichwörter: science magic luck



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I think it's IMPOSSIBLE for anyone famous to come from here, because everyone around here is insane.

Terry Pratchett

Stichwörter: humor celebrities



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You'll get into dreadful trouble and it won't be my fault. You are bad people.

Terry Pratchett

Stichwörter: responsibility



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