Joshua, cynicism is the only reasonable response to the antics of humanity.
Terry PratchettAt the Temple of the Seven-Handed Sek a hasty convocation of priests and ritual heart-transplant artisans agreed that the hundred-span-high statue of Sek was altogether too holy to be made into a magic picture, but a payment of two rhinu left them astoundedly agreeing that perhaps He wasn't as holy as all that.
A prolonged session at the Whore Pits produced a number of colourful and instrutive pictures, a number of which Rincewind concealed about his person for detailed perusal in private. As the fumes cleared from his brain he began to speculate seriously as to how the iconograph worked.
Stichwörter: humor religion nonsense
Wenn man über solche Zimmer nachdachte, kam es irgendwann zu sonderbaren emotionalen Reaktionen. Man fühlte Kummer und ein eigentümliches Mitleid, das einen schließlich vermuten ließ, es sei eine gute Idee, die ganze Menschheit auszulöschen und mit Amöben noch einmal von vorn zu beginnen.
Terry Pratchett...true style comes from innate cunning and mendacity. You can’t buy it.
Terry PratchettРано или късно всяка ругатня става молитва.
Terry PratchettThe beagle and the kobold approached, walking out of the dusty distance.
Terry PratchettStichwörter: death destiny beagle kobold
And then there was the headless horseman!" said Tiffany. "He had no head!"
"Well, that is the major job qualification," said the toad.
Stichwörter: humor
What is normal? Normal is yesterday and last week and last month taken together
Terry PratchettStichwörter: life inspiration history normal important what-happened what-is-normal
If you invited a hedge wizard to a party, he would spend half the evening talking to your potted plant. And he would spend the other half listening.
Terry PratchettStichwörter: humor discworld puns
There are eight levels of wizardry on the Disc; after sixteen years Rincewind has failed to achieve even level one. In fact it is considered opinion of some of his tutors that he is incapable even of achieving level zero, which most normal people are born at; to put it another way, it has been suggested that when Rincewind dies the average occult ability of the human race will actually go up by a fraction.
Terry PratchettStichwörter: humor discworld wizards occult
« erste vorherige
Seite 173 von 188.
nächste letzte »
Data privacy
Imprint
Contact
Diese Website verwendet Cookies, um Ihnen die bestmögliche Funktionalität bieten zu können.