If you don't like vampire games, don't play

Vivian Vande Velde


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Then, early, early, early in the morning-just as in countless Disney films-I heard a rooster crow. But guess what? They don't do it just once.

Vivian Vande Velde


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People always talk about good, fresh country air, but I kept getting wiffs of something that was neither good nor fresh but definitely country.

Vivian Vande Velde


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if Saint Bruce doesn't like your poem, he chops your head off.

Vivian Vande Velde


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Giannine--What are they going to do: smack me on the head with a pamplet?

Vivian Vande Velde


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There, close enough to spit on--if I'd been a barbarian and inclined to spit--was the dragon.

Vivian Vande Velde


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They'd poisoned me, dammit. Probably to trade my dead body to the barbarians for Wulfgar's safe return. Or maybe just for the fun of it.

Vivian Vande Velde


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She sighed. Loudly. "Physical appearance is not what is important."
Yeah right. Tell that to any girl who hasn't bothered to put on a presentable shirt or fix her hair because she's only running into the grocery store to get a quart of milk for her grandmother, and who does she see tending the 7-ITEMS-OR-LESS cash register but the guy of her dreams, except she can't even say hi—much less try to develop a meaningful relationship—since she looks like the poster child for the terminally geeky.

Vivian Vande Velde

Stichwörter: girls funny appearance geek heir-apparent



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Those Grimm brothers," she said with a sigh, "they'll never amount to anything." And she was right because all they ever became was writers.

Vivian Vande Velde


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And there was this sweet-looking little old lady with her white hair in a bun and everything, the typical grandmother type, and she was swearing her head off. I guess Alzheimer's had brought out her inner sailor.

Vivian Vande Velde

Stichwörter: humor age



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