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A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.

I'll bet you the time ain't far off when a woman won't know any more than a man.

Even if you are on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.

There is no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.

We can't all be heroes because somebody has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by.

I like to hear a man talk about himself because then I never hear anything, but good.

Don't let yesterday take up too much of today

Common sense ain't common.

Stichwörter: common-sense

If you feel the urge, don't be afraid to go on a wild goose chase. What do you think wild geese are for anyway?

All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi for my ignorance.

Stichwörter: humor funny media

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