Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.

“O homem que não lê não tem nenhuma vantagem sobre o homem que não sabe ler.”

“Oh, go to bed!" Dan said that, and went away. "Oh, yes, it's all very well to …”

“I reckon I got to light out for the Territory ahead of the rest, because Aunt S…”

“Humor is tragedy plus time.”