Humor is tragedy plus time.

“If you don't know how to pronounce a word, say it loudly. Do not compound mispr…”

“I have been on the verge of being an angel all my life, but it's never happened…”

“The Whites always mean well when they take human fish out of the ocean and try …”

“The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist…”