Awkwardness, thy name is vampire.

“You give me thirty-two inches of folded steel and I'll take on anyone you want.…”

“So you’re now an official member of Enclave Three. You weirdo.”I snorted. “I’m …”

“Although security and warfare had never been my gig, vampire security was highl…”

“People hate us, blah blah blah, wish we’d go straight to hell, or maybe Wiscons…”