Blessed are the dumbfucks.

“It was as if vampirism carried with it a crampless case of rattlesnake PMS.”

“I fear you may become a lonely man, even in the company of others.”

“Se prometió a sí mismo acojonarse por ello en cuanto tuviera tiempo.”

“Diogenes carried a bowl with him for years, but one day saw a man drinking from…”