Every war is different. Every war is the same.

“My combat action has commenced... I've pissed my pants, but only a little.”

“I have gone to war and now I can issue my complaint. I can sit on my porch and …”

“If while alive you hurt or disappoint people you love, there's no use continuin…”

“It dosnt matter how many mr. and mrs. johnsons are anti war- the actuall killer…”