Happy Couples are boring.

“Ben wore the same goofy smile as in the photo. Take that, new guy! I can make h…”

“That the sun still rose the next morning was incredibly unjust. Someone good ha…”

“Some ghosts haunt you for life. The best you can do is make room on the couch a…”

“Some people think ignoring their inner child makes them seem grown-up. When I s…”