No problem, Goth Boy. First one's free.

“Go fuck yourself. Or get spayed. Either would an improvement.”

“Well, duh. You're cuter than she is." He said it like he might say, Grass is gr…”

“First you find out what you have , Dad would say. Then you figure out how to ma…”

“He stared at his hot chocolate like it held the secret to the universe.”