OH MY VLAD!

“Mulling this over, Vlad wiped her lip gloss from his lips with the back of his …”

“If stakes and garlic were the top two things that could kill a vampire, ninth g…”

“... but if I've learned one thing, it's this: forgiveness is crucial. If you ca…”

“I'm too tired to reign over vampirekind, let alone enslave the human race.”