preps are like cheerleaders, except less jumpy

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“It wouldn't hurt you to show a little school spirit," Mom said. As if she were …”

“So here's the deal: I speak up in class, I get sent to office. Megan speaks up …”

“Oh." He sat in confused silence for a few seconds. "Can I ask you a very seriou…”