Sarcasm will make your tits fall off.

“Foo shuddered. It had been less than an hour since the cops led Abby away and a…”

“In fact, amid all the musical laments over not having a heart, a brain, or the …”

“Kayso, Foo finally came home and I jumped into his arms and sort of rode him to…”

“I think this is a bodhi tree,” I said, “just like Buddha sat under! It’s so exc…”