Sarcasm will make your tits fall off.

“He has the attention span of a hummingbird.”

“Theophilus Crowe's mobile phone played eight bars of "Tangled Up in Blue" in an…”

“One Monday, just for sport, Charlie grabbed an eggplant that a spectacularly wi…”

“I've got to think that that was unethical," Joshua said."Josh, faking demonic p…”