Son," he said, "you monkeyed up.

“I just happened to be in the neighborhood, walking my dog..." This was sounding…”

“He grinned at me and whispered, “I’m going to kiss you now. It’ll be a big one,…”

“Maybe my ploy had worked. I wore a respectable shirt that buttoned down the fro…”

“Nick and I would be alone with the smoldering embers of a fire. And then we wou…”