Underpants! Underpants!

“You love the bitch from hell? Well then, you must be nuts.”

“Ciao," I say casually, and flick my hair back. "Si. Ciao."I could so be Italian…”

“Jennifer Aniston and Her New Man'" I read the words aloud uncertainly. "What ne…”

“I've always had this deep-down conviction that I'm not like everybody else, and…”