What a schmuck!

“Scolding must be very, very fun, otherwise children would be allowed to do it. …”

“If you are a baby, your family will sere you in your underwear many times, and …”

“Miracles are like pimples, because once you start looking for them you find mor…”

“How did you do that?” Mr. Poe asked. “Nice girls shouldn’t know how to do such …”