What a schmuck! Auteur: Lemony Snicket Copy Quote More from Lemony Snicket “Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant filled with odd little waiters who…” “An Overall Feeling of Doom that One Cannot Ever Escape no Matter What One Does” “Everyone should be able to do one card trick, tell two jokes, and recite three …” “You write poetry?" Klaus asked.He had read a lot about poets but had never met …”