TEACHER
Next. I am afraid --

STUDENT
I em afred --

TEACHER
We are out --

STUDENT
Wee are out --

TEACHER
Of badgers.

STUDENT
Of badjurs.

TEACHER
Would you accept --

STUDENT
Wud you accept --

TEACHER
A wolverine --

STUDENT
A wolver-eene --

TEACHER
In its place?

Michael O'Donoghue

Stichwörter: absurd



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TEACHER
Next. Hey, Ned exclaimed --

STUDENT
Ey, Ned asclaimed --

TEACHER
Let's boil --

STUDENT
Let's boil --

TEACHER
The wolverines.

Michael O'Donoghue

Stichwörter: absurd



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The mind, placed before any kind of difficulty, can find an ideal outlet in the absurd. Accommodation to the absurd readmits adults to the mysterious realm inhabited by children.

André Breton

Stichwörter: childhood absurd absurdity



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I call my wife and tell her I’m going to sleep at the lab. She reminds me that she left me a week ago. Louis tries to crack me up by pantomiming humping a chimp through the cage.

Noah Baumbach

Stichwörter: absurd



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You want to cut down air pollution? Cut down the original source... Breathin'!

Walt Kelly

Stichwörter: absurd



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End production today. Wrap party as usual a little sad. Slow danced with Scarlett. Broke her toe. Not my fault. When she dipped me back, I stepped on it.
Penélope and Javier anxious to work with me again. Said if I ever come up with another screenplay to try and find them.
Goodbye drink with Rebecca. Sentimental moment.
Everyone in cast and crew chipped in and bought me a ballpoint pen.

Woody Allen

Stichwörter: absurd



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Raining. Oh, brother, a scratch on the fender. Damn rabbi on his unicycle.
Wait a minute, where are my car keys? Could have sworn I left them in this pocket. No, just some loose change and ticket stubs from the all-black version of Elaine Stritch’ s one-woman show.
Did I check my desk? Better go back inside. What’s in the top drawer here? Hmm. Envelopes, my paper clips, a loaded revolver in case the tenant in 2A begins yodelling again.

Woody Allen

Stichwörter: absurd



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Remember the Hottentots?" asked James. "They've become the Khoi now, which means that the Germans will have to retire that wonderful word of theirs, Hottentotenpotentatenstantenattentater, which means, as you know, one who attacks the aunt of a Hottentot potentate.

Alexander McCall Smith

Stichwörter: humor absurd



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A partir do momento em que é reconhecido, o absurdo é uma paixão, a mais dilacerante de todas.

Albert Camus

Stichwörter: absurd



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- A pan czy wierzy w duchy - spytał prelegenta jeden ze słuchaczy.
- Oczywiście, że nie - odparł prelegent, po czym z wolna rozpłynął
się w powietrzu.

Arkady Strugatsky

Stichwörter: absurd horror lecture ghost



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