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E.L. James

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I decided to masturbate with shampoo instead of conditioner today. Because yolo. Things Jesus never said.

Dave Matthes

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Employment is an employee’s kissing of an employer’s ass. A salary is the employer’s pretense to be cleaning his ass.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Stichwörter: kiss employment pretense ass salary employee employer

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The ass of a man is the piston that drives the world.

Stephen King

Stichwörter: ass

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