Oh noes, kitteh haz major angriez!” I said. I turned around to share a laugh with my companions and found them glaring at me. “What?” I asked.
Leif shook a finger and said in a low, menacing tone, “If you tell me I have to talk like an illiterate halfwit to fit into this society, I will punch you.”
“And I’ll pull out your goatee,” Gunnar added.
“Lolcat iz new happeh wai 2 talk,” I explained to them. “U doan haz 2 be kitteh 2 speek it.
Stichwörter: humor atticus leif gunnar
I quietly cast camouflage on myself, which is the nearest I can come to invisibility. It binds my pigment to my surroundings, so that I become practically invisible when I remain still. People can see me if I move quickly, but if I imitate the Rock of Gibraltar they have to really know I’m there to spot me. I figured it was best: Naked women rarely welcome the approach of strange naked men, except in porn movies.
Kevin HearneAre you going to kick somebody’s ass?
I don’t know. Maybe.
Well, I’m not going to worry. I’ve watched you spar with that martial arts dummy in the backyard lots of times, and you always win.
Thanks, buddy. I’ll see you soon.
Stichwörter: humor atticus oberon
The point is, Mrs. MacDonagh, that the universe is exactly the size that your soul can encompass. Some people live in extremely small worlds, and some live in a world of infinite possibility.
Kevin HearneStichwörter: universe atticus hounded
Courage is when you know you're licked before you begin but you begin anyway and you see it through no matter what.
Harper LeeStichwörter: atticus-finch atticus
Out, out, thou strumpet Fortune!" I cried with all the venom of Charlton Heston.
Oberon asked.
"It's a Shakespearean word for whore."
The universe is exactly the size that your soul can encompass. Some people live in extremely small worlds, and some live in a world of infinite possibilities. you have just received some sensory input that suggest its bigger than you previously thought. What are you going to do with that information? Will you deny it or embrace it?
Atticus Hounded The Iron Druid Chronicles by Kevin HearneStichwörter: atticus hounded kevin-hearne the-iron-druid-chronicles
That’s what a skinwalker is: a mean asshole with a meaner spirit squatting inside.”
"I’ve run into some of those at the dog park," Oberon said. "They’re usually attached to Chihuahuas.
Stichwörter: humor atticus oberon kevin-hearne
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