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I hate stand-up comics; I think funny is something you are, not something you desperately try to be in front of a roomful of obnoxious people.

Peter Cameron

Stichwörter: comedians

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The light. The light is so bright that all that remains is you and the darkness. You can feel the audience breathing. It's like holding a gun or standing on a precipice and knowing you must jump. It feels slow and fast. It's like dying and being born and fucking and crying. It's like falling in love and being utterly alone with God; you taste your own mouth and feel your own skin and I knew I was alive and I knew who I was and that that wasn't who I'd been up till then. I'd been so far away but I knew I was home.

Russell Brand

Stichwörter: performance comedians

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I don’t think being a comedian gives you any fucking insight into what makes people laugh.

Craig Ferguson

Stichwörter: laughter comedy insight comedians

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I like video games, but they're really violent. I'd like to play a video game where you help the people who were shot in all the other games. It'd be called 'Really Busy Hospital.

Demetri Martin

Stichwörter: humor funny games video-games helping-others shot comedians demetri-martin

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A comedian is someone who tells the truth. Truth is the set of all jokes told by all comedians in the world.

Piero Scaruffi

Stichwörter: truth comedians

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Nothing is a joke with me. It just all comes out like one.

Lorrie Moore

Stichwörter: life jokes comedians

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Comedy is a distortion of what is happening, and there will always be something happening.