No one will laugh at how great things are for somebody.

Harold Ramis

Stichwörter: humor laughter comedy



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You are a manipulator.
I like to think of myself more as an outcome engineer.

J.R. Ward

Stichwörter: dark comedy manipulation brothers euphemism label



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A kitten is the delight of a household. All day long a comedy is played out by an incomparable actor.

Champfleury

Stichwörter: cats comedy kittens cuteness



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As soon as you have made a thought, laugh at it.

Lao Tzu

Stichwörter: philosophy comedy eastern-philosophy



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Our family was nearly torn apart on several occasions by arguments started when the refrigerator door was open for what my father deemed as ‘too long.

Wes Locher

Stichwörter: humor funny comedy essay anecdote



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The first way not to shake hands is executed by receiving someone’s hand in yours and proceeding to squeeze it tightly, hurting the other party as if they were responsible for a past death in your family, or your adoption as a child.

Wes Locher

Stichwörter: humor funny comedy essay anecdote



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Ever since the robot was first invented, there have been people who swear up and down that this marks the first step towards the fall of man … To be fair, their arguments are backed with scientific fact taken from documentary films such as The Terminator, The Matrix, and RoboCop.

Wes Locher

Stichwörter: humor funny comedy essay anecdote



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[The cats] scamper in front of my legs, causing me to fall and face plant into whatever furniture is closest. They especially like to play this game when I’m carrying piping hot coffee.

Wes Locher

Stichwörter: humor funny comedy essay anecdote



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It wasn’t enough that I had to worry about playing well and winning the game, but I also had to deal with possibility that one of my teammates could be dragged off the field by the inhabitants of the mental hospital.

Wes Locher

Stichwörter: humor funny comedy hilarious essays anecdote



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I always wanted to eat with a Negro,” Grandma said.
Yeah, well I always wanted to eat with a boney-assed old white woman,” Lula said. “So I guess this works out good.

Janet Evanovich

Stichwörter: comedy mystery thriller



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